Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Randoms 1 - Conversations

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Hello,
These are random funny things I have said in conversations. I have a big job tracking them all down, so it will be on hold to add more here until after the ACCG is done. For now, not in any particular order
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RANDOMS
Hey are you there? # 1
I could say anything right now... like
~ my toes are deformed little nubs of coal.
~ The camel's back hump just deflated, must have been thirsty.
~ arachnids ate my pubic hair.
~ slippers are really meant to be used as oven mitts.
~ Hey lets get down to the beach, for some clam fishing next summer.
~ I lost my amoeba the other day, until it swam over on a surf board.
~ my back and knees ache, like tomorrow's business!
~ Boys are here to help, just as much as we are.
~ Running a marathon to the racer, is like enjoying chocolate to the indulger.
~ I'm running out of here to see if my feary wings can actually fly right.
(100113326PMishC.E.S.)
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Gotta Fly # 1
~ For now, I must fly like the bat I am... Up... up... up... to the belfry... to perch until I snore (instead of forever more... lol).
Chat later... la la lalalalalala lala la ..
Flappity flappity flap
This bat is not up for a nap.
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~ Her wings fold in, her wings flow out
  To sing, and dance, and even shout!
  Darkness is not to be despaired,
  When the inner light/ beauty within,
 shines much better... than flaming hair!
  (1001131042PMishC.E.S.)
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